Meaning of life-bored?

Let’s break from the food and wine stuff for this entry. Let’s talk about the meaning of life for change.

I just got hit by this dazzle of thoughts yesterday night. (actually it’s more like in the morning today…0020 hrs to be exact.)

Life is bored! What do you do?

You pick up the LIFEFORD dictionary hidden between the left and right hemisphere of the brain.

You flip the copies in front of you.

1st edition: Boredom (noun) I don’t see that big woman staring at me today and say “So cute!”

2nd edition: Boredom (noun) Why am I alone in the cot?

3rd edition: Boredom (noun) Where that pesky kid whose hair I loved to pull?
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28th edition: Boredom (noun) Call the person who will make you happy and talk till midnight!

THAT IS BOREDOM TO YOU!

Way to deal with boredom!
Take a bottle of jolly good Vodka.
Pour about 50ml.
Squeeze half a lime.
Stir in a bit of sparkling ribena.
Throw into a couple of ice cubes for good measure.
Stir & shake.
Gulp it down!
Still bored?
Repeat process till you see the light at the other end of tunnel!
HIC!
Cheers