I think I watch Harry Potter
It’s been a while since my last update.
Just watch Harry Potter! Finally after yearning to watch that show weeks back, I got to watch it with my cousin.
It’s not too bad and is probably worth the $9.50 ticket.
However there were just these disturbances that just really spoilt the whole mood in watching the show.
First, I got this Malay couple just smack in front of me.
They were pretty ok in they dun speak, or engage in XXX activities but for the love of God! Please stop turning that bloody phone on and on and on. The light from the screen is so glaring that I swear I can see that little pimple on that girl’s face!
Finally this girl (no offence to Malays) has this bloody long disgusting Potinanak hair swirling round and round on my knee. (Please, if you are the Malay girl reading my blog, kindly note that your hair do not smell like Pantene or you do not have that look in that commercial! I also dun think your boyfriend will get aroused by that obiang move lor. So you might as well sit still and watch the movie)
Anyway the broomy hair just kept stirring on my knee. (How I wish I got some chewing gum and stick those hair in place.)
“Suay” you know to have a broom sweeping like this. No wonder never “kena” 4D.
Second, I got this mother who bring her 3 precious kids to watch Harry Potter sitting right behind us.
Holy Chirst, they are just simply HORRIBLE! (To put it bluntly in Hokkien, SI BEI KA NA SIA kids!!!!!)
You got 1 who kept pushing the seats. You got another who kept providing sound effects by his never ending potato chips munching .
However, you got the ultimate, the little smart aleck who is providing every bloody single narrative he could think off , assuming that he is the MAN OF THE SHOW. Not only that, he keep asking why this why that? Why Harry Potter is called Potter on his jersey and not Harry? Why there is a H on the banner? Why did the bad guy do that? Why that so and so didn’t die…
Na beh! He ought to be in the debating team and represent Singapore in the “Ten Thousands Why” Contest.
But that’s not all, they also drop their bottle (glass! You know, that kind that will smash like a thousand piece of Jigsaw Puzzle) So the rest is history as you can imagine! “Piang” and yes providing that “much needed” sound effect again)
So if you are that mother reading my blog. Here are some wise advice that you can pick up.
It’s late now!
So goodnight!
Just watch Harry Potter! Finally after yearning to watch that show weeks back, I got to watch it with my cousin.
It’s not too bad and is probably worth the $9.50 ticket.
However there were just these disturbances that just really spoilt the whole mood in watching the show.
First, I got this Malay couple just smack in front of me.
They were pretty ok in they dun speak, or engage in XXX activities but for the love of God! Please stop turning that bloody phone on and on and on. The light from the screen is so glaring that I swear I can see that little pimple on that girl’s face!
Finally this girl (no offence to Malays) has this bloody long disgusting Potinanak hair swirling round and round on my knee. (Please, if you are the Malay girl reading my blog, kindly note that your hair do not smell like Pantene or you do not have that look in that commercial! I also dun think your boyfriend will get aroused by that obiang move lor. So you might as well sit still and watch the movie)
Anyway the broomy hair just kept stirring on my knee. (How I wish I got some chewing gum and stick those hair in place.)
“Suay” you know to have a broom sweeping like this. No wonder never “kena” 4D.
Second, I got this mother who bring her 3 precious kids to watch Harry Potter sitting right behind us.
Holy Chirst, they are just simply HORRIBLE! (To put it bluntly in Hokkien, SI BEI KA NA SIA kids!!!!!)
You got 1 who kept pushing the seats. You got another who kept providing sound effects by his never ending potato chips munching .
However, you got the ultimate, the little smart aleck who is providing every bloody single narrative he could think off , assuming that he is the MAN OF THE SHOW. Not only that, he keep asking why this why that? Why Harry Potter is called Potter on his jersey and not Harry? Why there is a H on the banner? Why did the bad guy do that? Why that so and so didn’t die…
Na beh! He ought to be in the debating team and represent Singapore in the “Ten Thousands Why” Contest.
But that’s not all, they also drop their bottle (glass! You know, that kind that will smash like a thousand piece of Jigsaw Puzzle) So the rest is history as you can imagine! “Piang” and yes providing that “much needed” sound effect again)
So if you are that mother reading my blog. Here are some wise advice that you can pick up.
- DO NOT BRING UNDERAGED KIDS TO SEE A MOVIE
- LEARN TO CONTROL THEM BEFORE YOU BRING THEM TO SEE A MOVIE (in fact, learn the art of raising kids before you allow your husband to touch you)
- IF YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR KIDS TO SEE THE MOVIE TAKE THAT FRONT SEATS SO YOU WON’T DISTURB OTHERS
- AN ALTERNATIVE WOULD BE TO TAPE THEIR MOUTHS AND LEGS SO THEY ARE RESTRAINED
- LASTLY, DO NOT BRING THEM TO WATCH THE LATE MOVIE! THEY ARE KIDS THEY NEED TO SLEEP. (You know they are tired when they kept yawning (SO BLOODILY LOUD) and say that they wanna to go back home.
- BRING THAT DEAD HUSBAND OF YOURS ALONG. YOU CANNOT MANAGE 3 IDIOTS!
It’s late now!
So goodnight!
posted by lohteekaya @ 1:37 AM
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