I am Singaporean

This is inspired by Mr Brown, “ I am Singaporean” After all National Day is coming, so we should probably have some “ National Pride”.

I have a Japanese name, but I am not a Jap.
My grandfather is from Swatao so is my grandmother.
They talk about China as their homeland, but I don’t feel it that way.
I started school with bright results but ended off with poor results.
I speak good Teochew and my only first English word was in Primary One.
Now, I curse more in Hokkien and Singlish and I become more of a Singaporean.
I loved good food and this is my downfall.
I’m obese but I do not care.
I hated Army especially Reservist. However I still go faithfully.
I can’t pass my IPPT so I attend RT.
My first real job is in a foreign bank but I did not earn big bucks.
I can’t afford all the 5 Cs but I got one at least one C.
I loved my country but I will not attend NDP.
I’m willing to die for my country so says all other MPs wannabes.
I am Singaporean.
So say we all.


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