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Finally the unpredictable blogger editor is working again. So finally can BLOG about my fcuk up life. Aiyah kidding lah..not fcuk up lah...just super F only lor... where F stands for Father shout, mother shout (Hokkien Kao Bei, Kao Bu!) lah...

I added a new link to a blogger (see side bar). His site is Mada Mada, he's a twenty year old guy just starting to waste his 2 years life in NS and now trying to chow ken his way out of the "siong" Army Life.
To me, the life of the modern Singapore recruit is really like that of a sissy aka bapok. They got servants to serve them their daily meals, wash their plates and they don't even need to clean the cookhouse. They are just short of having the Ah Sum to bathe them and powder them.
Compared to our olden days where we as recruits have to wash cookhouse, bear the temperment Ah Beng cooks who sometimes out to tekang you, give a moutain full of plain rice accompanied by an one inch size stale chicken meat topped with some yellow vegetables.

Also, let's look at the typical life of a solider now.

1) 7.30am wake up go breakfast
2) 8.30am come back and sleep
3) 12.30pm change and go for lunch
4) 1.30pm come back and sleep
5) 4.30pm stroll on the 2.4km track
5) 6pm eat dinner
7) 7pm rest and free time for R&R
8) 11pm lights off!

Now, let's look at a lao jiao soldier some years back.
1)6.45am wake up and stand out platoon level carrying our metal trays for breakfast.
2) 7.15am sleepy Sgt comes out and kao bei that we the Botak "disturb" his beauty sleep!
3) 7.30am Still no breakfast...doing pull ups before breakfast.
8)8.30am Finished breakfast, draw arms
9)8.45am Stand by bed warning order out.
10)9am Panic
11) 9.30am Missiles of toothbrush, kiwi, cup, fork and spoon flying in the bunk
12) 10.45am One hundred and twenty push ups with 200 more to go!
13) 11.30am 3 mins to change long 4
14) 11.45am Push up position again before lunch
15) 12 pm Mount the chee bye pull up bars again, one, one..one...no count, no count...urghh....
16) 12.45pm Lunch over and time for GYM
17) 2pm GYM over and finally 30 mins break
18)2.30pm Trap! Stand by bed again, this time M16 rifle must be clean and shiny
19)4pm Exhausted but SOC time
20) 5pm Still struck at low wall
21) 5.45 pm Still struck at low wall
22) 6pm Crawl back to bunk,prepare for dinner
23) 6.45pm Cannot eat beacuse too shacked
24) 7pm kena to clean cookhouse!
25) 7.15am Private Chow Beng cook ordering us arounf while he kiao ka slipping a icy cold orange syrup drink
26) 8pm Night training... "Program-How to be immune to vulgarities!"
27) 9pm Half deaf with echo of chee bye chee bye....in the background
28) 9.30pm Night snack, one Roti with one super diluted Milo but must sing song to Sgt before you can have a bite.
29) 10.15pm Finally some private time to call you loved ones using the public phone.. wah lau 20 mins before lights out and the queue stretches from Bedok to Jurong.
30) 11pm Lights off!

Wah Kao!